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Movie: Journey to the Center of the Earth
Rating: I seriously was hoping for a little bit better. I always prefer a Brendan Frazer film (I especially loved Tarzan and The Mummy Returns) and was thrilled to see he came back onto the map of Hollywood films.
I think, honestly, this was a Bill Movie. (Description: A Bill Movie is a movie where a good actor plays in a crappy film, earning enough to pay for things, such as his various homes, college tuition, rent, etc).
The title itself is misleading. If any of you are sci-fi lovers, most likely you've read Jules Vern's
Journey to the Center of the Earth. This movie should more be like
Through the Center of the Earth or something like that, because using the exact same title implies that it's a movie representation of the actual book. Fat chance.
What really frosts me, and this goes for movies in general these days, is WHY ARE WRITERS SO BLOODY LAZY TO NOT INCLUDE SETTING?! This was the same thing for The Forbidden Kingdom (awful budget waster)- writers fail to include setting in the dialogue, or storyboard supervisors seem to just shove it aside.
Trevor is a middle-aged man who lives in a shagged down apartment some space away from what I can only assume is a university laboratory (since he bikes there). Now, where the hell are we? Are we in Washington D.C.? New York? Michigan? Chicago- where?! There is no iconic image to tell me the name of the urban environment, no text that obligatorily appears at the bottom of the screen when filmmakers don't bother to incorporate a panning shot of their scenery. Absolutely nothing that tells me where he comes from, save that he's somewhere in America (and then later decides to apply for Canadian citizenship
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The general story is socially inept-uncle takes high-tech, unsociable nephew with him to Iceland to find answers to his brother's death, meets hot Iceland chick who's mostly a bitch and seems to lack facial expression, and pretty much go through a trial of Vern's universe. Oh, and apparently with his nephew's harvesting diamonds (obviously NOT quartz crystals *coughcough*), he manages to get more than enough money to save his dying lab and get a new car. Did I mention his lab was about to go under, or was that important?
The visuals of the movie, however, were stunning and provocative; I drew inspiration from the design of some bits.
Unfortunately, the MST3K within me started up the wise cracking, beginning with the oh-so-intelligent idea of grabbing a seismic scanner in a thunderstorm ("If it's a seismic scanner, why is it sticking OUT Of the ground?") and then the genius bit of shoving a flare into a supposed "magnesium" vein in the rock. Rather than burn it a flashing blindness, it pops like fireworks, so it's more of natural gunpowder than actual magnesium XD So throughout the film, the tagline I made was whenever Trevor said "hey!" or "look!" and I replied "It's magnesium!". I cracked up when at the climax of the movie, Trevor feels the wall and remarks "it's magnesium!"
In the end, I give this movie a "meh"- it's worth waiting to come on DVD to rent for free, but save your cash for better films, like WALL-E.
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